Quotes

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac Asimov, 01/02/1920 - 04/06/1992 US science fiction novelist & scholar

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S. Truman

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

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