Quotes

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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Elbert Hubbard

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Mel Brooks

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

Margaret Thatcher

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Ken Dodd

Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.

Ross Parker