Quotes

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud, 05/06/1856 - 11/23/1939 Austrian neurologist & the founder of psychoanalysis

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.
Mark Twain

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Karl Marx

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

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