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The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

Sigmund Freud
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Sigmund Freud

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

Harry S. Truman
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Harry S. Truman

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Douglas Adams
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Douglas Adams

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin
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Dean Martin

I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.

Earl Warren
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Earl Warren

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