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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer Simpson
character in "The Simpsons"
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Rita Mae Brown
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I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
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I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
Robert Orben
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