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The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

Sigmund Freud

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

Harry S. Truman

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Douglas Adams

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.

Earl Warren