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I don't want to achieve
immortality
through my
work
... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
, 12/01/1935 -
US writer, actor and director
My doctor gave me six
months
to live, but when I couldn't pay the
bill
he gave me six
months
more.
Walter Matthau
October
. This is one of the peculiarly
dangerous
months to speculate in
stocks
. Other
dangerous
months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
Mark Twain
We are one species. We are starstuff.
Carl Sagan
I wish the
world
was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.
Al Bundy
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