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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson       
George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

George Bernard Shaw       
Winston Churchill
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill       
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Lady Nancy Astor       
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Homer Simpson       
Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill       






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