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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck       
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau       
Jonathan Swift
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift       
Steve Martin©
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin       





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