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Woody Allen©
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen       
Hunter S. Thompson©
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.

Hunter S. Thompson       
Woody Allen©
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen       
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan       
Peter O'Toole©
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Peter O'Toole       
Winston Churchill
I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill       






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