Quotes humor food


Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy       
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Totie Fields       
Jonathan Swift
If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.

Jonathan Swift       
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

L. M. Boyd       
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Jeff Marder       
Never trust a thin chef.


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