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Zsa Zsa Gabor©
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor       
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Rowan Atkinson       
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner       
Sharon Stone©
Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone       
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.

Al Bundy       
Salvador Dali
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

Salvador Dali       






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