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Zsa Zsa Gabor©
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor       
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Rowan Atkinson       
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner       
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.

Al Bundy       
Sharon Stone©
Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone       
Salvador Dali
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

Salvador Dali       






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