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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau       
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Frank McKinney Hubbard       
Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain       
Robert Frost
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Robert Frost       
Hunter S. Thompson©
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.

Hunter S. Thompson       
Henry Ford
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.

Henry Ford       






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