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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Homer Simpson       
Albert Einstein
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

Albert Einstein       
George Bernard Shaw
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

George Bernard Shaw       
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Henny Youngman       
Woody Allen©
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen       
Woody Allen©
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen       






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