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Woody Allen©
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen       
Mae West
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Mae West       
Joan Rivers©
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.

Joan Rivers       
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Al Bundy       
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

L. M. Boyd       
Woody Allen©
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen       






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