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Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.


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A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!

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Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.


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I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bathroom. I'm rich!


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Milwaukee, That's the town they built around your mother isn't it, Peg?


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Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family!


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You hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg?


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