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I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.

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Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.

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Milwaukee, That's the town they built around your mother isn't it, Peg?

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Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.

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Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

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Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family!

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