Al Bundy quotes
12 quotes by Al Bundy
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I
wish
the
world
was a
fly
and I'm a
giant
rolled up
newspaper
.
Al Bundy
8
Pretty
women
make us
buy
beer
.
Ugly
women make us
drink
beer.
Al Bundy
9
Milwaukee
, That's the
town
they
built
around your
mother
isn't it, Peg?
Al Bundy
8
Please,
Peg
, if you have any
feelings
for me, don't make me make
love
to you.
Al Bundy
6
Peg, you can
stab
me with knives, you can
beat
me with clubs, you can make me open my
eyes
when we're having
sex
but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second
job
.
Al Bundy
7
Oh,
Lord
, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of
sex
.
Al Bundy
3
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