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12 quotes by Al Bundy

I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.

Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.

Milwaukee, That's the town they built around your mother isn't it, Peg?

Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family!

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