Al Bundy Quotes
Top 10 Quotes by Al Bundy

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex. Al Bundy    8

Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you. Al Bundy    12

I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper. Al Bundy    8

Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer. Al Bundy    8

Milwaukee, That's the town they built around your mother isn't it, Peg? Al Bundy    8

Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job. Al Bundy    6

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