Al Bundy quotes
12 quotes by Al Bundy
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I
wish
the
world
was a
fly
and I'm a
giant
rolled up
newspaper
.
Al Bundy
7
Pretty
women
make us
buy
beer
.
Ugly
women make us
drink
beer.
Al Bundy
12
Milwaukee
, That's the
town
they
built
around your
mother
isn't it, Peg?
Al Bundy
8
Marcy's
niece
? She must be from the
unfeathered
side of the
family
!
Al Bundy
2
A
fat
woman
came into the
shoe
store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a
christmas
party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest,
ugliest
tree!
Al Bundy
3
Oh,
Lord
, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of
sex
.
Al Bundy
3
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