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12 quotes by Al Bundy


Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.

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Milwaukee, That's the town they built around your mother isn't it, Peg?

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I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.

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Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.

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Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.

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Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.

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