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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Lady Nancy Astor       
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Alex Levine       
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman       
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg       
Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin       
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Homer Simpson       



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