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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Lady Nancy Astor       
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Alex Levine       
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Mitch Hedberg       
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman       
Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin       
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Homer Simpson       






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