Quotes - Alcohol


 


You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


Dean Martin
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Dean Martin
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Alex Levine
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Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

George Bernard Shaw
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


Henny Youngman
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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Homer Simpson
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