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Of all the
animals
,
man
is the only one that
lies
.
Mark Twain
13
©
The
future
ain't what it
used
to be.
Yogi Berra
8
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
2
©
I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be and I finally became that person. Or he became me. Or we met at some point.
Cary Grant
2
I wish there was a
knob
on the
TV
to turn up the
intelligence
. There's a knob called '
brightness
', but it doesn't work.
Gallagher
6
©
Last
night
I discovered a new form of
oral
contraceptive
. I asked a
girl
to go to
bed
with me and she said no.
Woody Allen
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