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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Mark Twain
Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

Mark Twain       
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Marlene Dietrich       
If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Johnny Depp       
You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war.

There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew.

Marshall McLuhan       

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