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Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.

Elizabeth Taylor

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen

Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.

Henry Ford

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs.

Elbert Hubbard

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Yogi Berra

Marlene [Marlene Dietrich] was absolutely sex-ridden, but of the theory of sex. She understood sex was the ruling physical thing in human life, but I don't think she was personally a very sexy dame. Sex may have been the guiding force in her life, but intellectually.

Samuel A. Taylor

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