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Last
night
I discovered a new form of
oral
contraceptive
. I asked a
girl
to go to
bed
with me and she said no.
Woody Allen
7
So long as
governments
set the
example
of
killing
their
enemies
, private
citizens
will occasionally
kill
theirs.
Elbert Hubbard
6
Capital
punishment
is as fundamentally wrong as a
cure
for
crime
as
charity
is wrong as a cure for
poverty
.
Henry Ford
3
Life
is
hard
. After all it
kills
you.
Katharine Hepburn
8
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When you come to a
fork
in the
road
, take it.
Yogi Berra
4
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Normally, both of you would be
dead
as fucking fried
chicken
by now, but since I'm in a
transitional
period, I don't want to
kill
either one of your
asses
.
Samuel L. Jackson
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