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Woody Allen©
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen       
Mark Twain
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Mark Twain       
Katharine Hepburn
Life is hard. After all it kills you.

Katharine Hepburn       
Samuel L. Jackson©
Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.

Samuel L. Jackson       
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer Simpson       
Katherine Mansfield
Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.

Katherine Mansfield       




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