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41 quotes by Ambrose Bierce


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Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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Opposition: In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

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Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

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Man: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.

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