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Ambrose Bierce
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

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Ambrose Bierce
A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

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Ambrose Bierce
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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Ambrose Bierce
Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

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Ambrose Bierce
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.

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Ambrose Bierce
Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

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