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Ambrose Bierce
Wedding: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

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Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

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Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.

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Optimist: A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.

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History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.

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Orthography: The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.

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