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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown       
Dave Barry
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Dave Barry       
Winston Churchill
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Winston Churchill       
There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.

Blanche Knott       
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

Patrick Murray       
Benjamin Franklin
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Benjamin Franklin       



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