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The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

Patrick Murray
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Dave Barry
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Dave Barry
There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.

Blanche Knott
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Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Sue Murphy
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All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.


George Orwell
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George Orwell
Man: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.

Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.

P. J. O'Rourke
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P. J. O'Rourke
Image CC-BY-SA
by Cato Institute
via Wikimedia
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.

Muhammad Ali
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Muhammad Ali


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