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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Rowan Atkinson, 01/06/1955 -

Engl. comedian, actor and writer

If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!

Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

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We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Bill Murray

Bill Murray

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Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.

Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson

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How'd I feel if somebody bust my ass while I'm on the treadmill?

Will Smith

Will Smith

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