Top Quotes about Attitudes
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Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.
People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.