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Al Bundy Quotes
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of
sex
.
Al Bundy
I've got two TV
guides
. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I'm rich!
Al Bundy
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make
love
to you.
Al Bundy
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!
Al Bundy
Milwaukee, That's the town they built around your mother isn't it, Peg?
Al Bundy
You hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg?
Al Bundy
Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the
family
!
Al Bundy
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