Anonymous Quotes

I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.

Minds, like parachutes, only work when open.

Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.

62.15% of all statistics are meaningless.

Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant.

Never trust a thin chef.

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