Anonymous Quotes

I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.

Minds, like parachutes, only work when open.

Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

62.15% of all statistics are meaningless.

Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant.

If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Never trust a thin chef.

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