Bart Simpson Quotes

I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

Bart Simpson
character in "The Simpsons"

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

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