Mark Twain Quotes

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain