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Mark Twain Quotes
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain
It is by the fortune of
God
that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom
of speech,
freedom
of thought, and the
wisdom
never to use either.
Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the
fight
, it's the size of the
fight
in the dog.
Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
Age
is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
congress
. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
Let us so live that when we come to die even the
undertaker
will be sorry.
Mark Twain
Get your
facts
first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain
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