Mark Twain Quotes

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.
Mark Twain

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.
Mark Twain

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain