Mark Twain Quotes

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

When in doubt tell the truth.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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