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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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When in doubt tell the truth.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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