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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.Mark Twain
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.Mark Twain
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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.Mark Twain
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Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.Mark Twain
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Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself.Mark Twain
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.Mark Twain
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.Mark Twain
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.Mark Twain
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