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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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