Mark Twain Quotes

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Mark Twain

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Mark Twain

Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Mark Twain

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Mark Twain

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

Mark Twain

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Mark Twain

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