Mark Twain Quotes

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Mark Twain

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Mark Twain

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

Mark Twain

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain

Man is the only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain

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