To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
Parents should be given only a modest and sensible allowance. And they should be encouraged to save up for things. This builds character. It also helps pay for the funeral.
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
