Will Rogers Quotes

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Will Rogers

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers

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