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Woody Allen©
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen       
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Al Bundy       
Muhammad Ali
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.

Muhammad Ali       
Mae West
Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Mae West       
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal       
Woody Allen©
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

Woody Allen       



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