Bed quotes

3 quotes about beds


Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen
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Woody Allen©

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Al Bundy
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.

Muhammad Ali
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Muhammad Ali

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