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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.


Woody Allen, *01-Dec-1935
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US writer, actor and director		Woody Allen
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by Colin Swan
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Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.



Al Bundy, *07-Nov-1948
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character in the series "Married... with Children"


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