3 quotes about beds
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.
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