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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
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Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Al Bundy
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