Beer Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Beer


Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson       
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.

Al Bundy       
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Homer Simpson       
Benjamin Franklin
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin       
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Diana Jordan       
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Homer Simpson       

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