Bill Quotes

17 quotes about bill

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

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