Boxer Quotes

4 quotes about boxers

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.