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Don't send
funny
greeting cards on
birthdays
or at
Christmas
. Save them for
funerals
when their
cheery
effect is needed.
P. J. O'Rourke
3
©
Fuck
off
.
Pierre Elliott Trudeau
6
©
I haven't reported my missing
credit
card to the
police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my
wife
.
Ilie Nastase
8
©
The only
reason
I made a
commercial
for American Express was to
pay
for my American Express
bill
.
Peter Ustinov
4
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