Child quotes

33 quotes about children


There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

Mona Crane       
Ken Dodd
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Ken Dodd       
Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

Homer Simpson       
I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bathroom. I'm rich!

Al Bundy       
Dustin Hoffman©
Next to that kid, we all look like onions.

Dustin Hoffman       
Henry Ford
People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black.

Henry Ford       

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