Child Quotes (2)

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

David Frost

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson

Parents forgive their children least readily for the faults they themselves instilled in them.

Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

If you have a child who is seven feet tall, you don't cut off his head or his legs. You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball.

Robert Altman

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

Charles Lamb

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Bill Cosby

When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.

Raymond Blanc

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone. This simple goodness shines straight from their hearts and only asks to be lived.

Michael Jackson

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