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A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!

Al Bundy       
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Bart Simpson       
P. J. O'Rourke©
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

P. J. O'Rourke       
P. J. O'Rourke©
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

P. J. O'Rourke       
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Dick Gregory       



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