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Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope       
Woody Allen©
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen       
If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.

Henry Youngman       
Steve Martin©
I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice.

Steve Martin       
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.

Al Bundy       
Pierre Elliott Trudeau©
Fuck off.

Pierre Elliott Trudeau       






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