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51 quotes about comedy

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.