Comedy quotes

51 quotes about comedy


If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Samuel Goldwyn       
Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Homer Simpson       
Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

Homer Simpson       
Johnny Carson
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Johnny Carson       
Will Rogers
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Will Rogers       
Woody Allen©
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen       

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