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Joan Rivers©
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

Joan Rivers       
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

Homer Simpson       
Jane Austen
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

Jane Austen       
Muhammad Ali
I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington.

Muhammad Ali       
Groucho Marx
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx       
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan       






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