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Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

Homer Simpson       
Danny Glover©
I'm too old for this shit!

Danny Glover       
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Sue Murphy       
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.

Ronnie Shakes       
David Letterman
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

David Letterman       
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them, they translate it into their own language, and forthwith it means something entirely different.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe       






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