Comedy quotes

51 quotes about comedy


There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

Graf Fito       
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Homer Simpson       
Jim Carrey©
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Jim Carrey       
Dan Aykroyd©
Listen! You smell something?

Dan Aykroyd       
Dave Barry
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Dave Barry       
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Homer Simpson       

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