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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.



Mel Brooks, 06/28/1926 -
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US actor, writer, producer and director
Mel Brooks
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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.


George Gordon Byron
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Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!


Bill Murray
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Bill Murray
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If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!

Adam Sandler
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Adam Sandler
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