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Tragedy
is when I cut my finger.
Comedy
is when you fall into an open sewer and
die
.
Mel Brooks
, 06/28/1926 -
US actor, writer, producer and director
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CC-BY-SA
by Towpilot
via
Wikimedia
All
tragedies
are finished by a
death
, all
comedies
by a
marriage
.
George Gordon Byron
Let's show this
prehistoric
bitch
how we do things
downtown
!
Bill Murray
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CC-BY
by
dkaz
via
Wikimedia
If I ever caught myself
dressed
like that, I'd have to
kick
my own
ass
!
Adam Sandler
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CC-BY-SA
by
Rita Molnár
via
Wikimedia
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