Computer Quotes

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Emo Philips, *07-Feb-1956

US entertainer and comedian

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Rich Cook

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Paul Ehrlich

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.

Wernher von Braun

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Isaac Asimov

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