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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Henny Youngman       
P. J. O'Rourke©
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

P. J. O'Rourke       
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan       
Audrey Hepburn
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Audrey Hepburn       
Woody Allen©
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen       
P. J. O'Rourke©
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

P. J. O'Rourke       



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