Quotes - Deaths


 


If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.


Henry Youngman
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Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.

Margaret Thatcher
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Margaret Thatcher
No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.


Kin Hubbard
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I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.

Agatha Christie
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

Bart Simpson
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Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.

Samuel L. Jackson
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Samuel L. Jackson
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Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death.


Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Arnold Schwarzenegger


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